There exists in Northern Virginia a daring band of stylistic innovators: the Western Suburbs Rugby Football Club! Not only do we dazzle our opponents with inventive rugby tactics on the pitch (indeed, our bold move in losing every a-side match one season completely baffled other clubs), but our apres-match clothing style is equally impressive.

Style consultant Barney Blatz (shown above) has turned Western Suburbs into the fashion phenomena we are today, and has his latest collection to show you.

Here we are, then, waiting to stride onto the catwalk: fourteen stunning lads that redefine rugby style for the new millennium!