Notes on the 4 November 2004

WSRFC Team Meeting

 


 

We met in the famous Fairfax Reds Room of the Firehouse Grill, newly equipped with cheap black vinyl sofas and equally cheap glass-topped tables. The following Suburbans were present (in no order): Bushy, McNair, Murray, Brigham, Bunch, Coddy, Elvis, Steve Lough, Borell, Jungle Jim, Gardner, Ryan Findley, Kermit, Darryl Biddle, Mike Briscoe, Jeff Hall, Matt Hill, Steve Busch, Kelly Watkins, Cruz, Jon Carter, O.D., Benoit, Jesse, The Good Neil, Kevin Bradley, Pablo, Jason Berg, Art Steffen, Siltanen, Ian, Bothwell, Corry, Charles Chen. 35 total. The meeting started at 7:30 PM.

 

Grace Torgerson, Jesse’s baby girl, was born 20 October. (I have requested photos.) Mother and child are well. Couldn’t tell about Jesse – as usual, he wasn’t saying a lot. With the arrival of Baby Grace, Jesse starts on a mostly unknown adventure. Crying, teething, diapers, Back to School nights, boyfriends, braces, college… nothing he has ever done in rugby prepares him for this. But I’m sure he’ll do great!  (I did.)

 

Kermit gave a tentative report about what’s on for the Spring 2005 season, which starts on the 26th of February. Here’s what we have dates for. Check the website schedule in about a month or two for updates.

 

Saturday 26 February: Practice begins

19/20 March: Savannah Tournament

19 April: Scrimmage with JMU

30 April or 7 May: Alumni Match

14/15 May (tentative): PRU Division II High School Tournament (we host)

 

About Savannah: Kermit enjoined all who are interested to start making flight and hotel arrangements NOW.

 

Kelly Watkins will soon get storage space for club equipment. If you have tackle bags, ruck pads, padded vests, (rugby) balls, etc. please get in contact with him. There will now be a place for it other than your living room floor. His address is beowulf33@aol.com

 

WE HAVE BEEN WARNED BY LOUDOUN COUNTY: EVIDENCE OF ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION HAS BEEN FOUND AT CLAUDE MOORE PARK AND WE ARE IN DANGER OF LOSING THIS PITCH. ONE MORE OFFENSE AND WE’RE OUT. NO ALCOHOL MEANS NO ALCOHOL. DON’T SCREW THIS UP FOR US.

 

The Banquet will be held 20 November at Kilroy’s in Springfield. The cost will be $30 per person. This includes beer and food (but this is not a sit-down dinner type of thing).  Please get in touch with Yorkie immediately: findley7979@hotmail.com

 

At this point in the meeting we talked about Guinness sponsorship and somebody helpfully declared, “Guinness is cool!”

 

Kelly Watkins talked about stair training. From his flyer:

 

Stair Training

Monday, December 6th

We start at 6:30 PM

 

If you have any questions, contact Kelly at beowulf33@aol.com

Directions: 11350 Random Hills Road. Route 50 to Waples Mill Road. Turn right on Random Hills Road. The building is on the right hand side. If you are coming from Fairfax on Rt. 50, Waples Mill will be a left hand turn. If you are coming from Chantilly/Centreville on Rt. 50, Waples Mill will be a right hand turn.

 

Training is for 2 ¼ months for a February race. Monday, Wednesday, Fridays for 45 minutes. Kelly wishes me to pass on to you that if you throw up – you clean it up. Yes, it’s that kind of physical endeavor. It is no fun – but boy, will you be in shape for the coming season.

 

While we’re on the subject of off-season fitness, Jeff “Rocko” Gardner issued a FITNESS CHALLENGE. I am uncertain of the parameters of this, but it sounds like he’ll be bringing fat index measuring devices, etc. to future activities. (What a pest.) The idea is to competitively lose weight over the winter. Or something like that. I shall await an announcement from him to appear on the website bulletin board. If interested, contact him at Jeff1824@aol.com

 

Around this time, according to my notes, Kelly mentioned that a past friend of the club, barmaid Smiley, now has a couple of kids. (He also hastened to say that he was not the father.)

 

Bryan “Sam Adams” Siltanen passed around a prototype promotional license plate frame which says, “My kid beats up your kid in Western Suburbs Rugby.” Okay, it doesn’t say that at all. It says, “Western Suburbs Rugby, rugbyfootball.com.” Looks like a good thing. Contact him at bsiltanen@msn.com if interested.

 

Then we lurched into elections.

 

David “Coddy” Codd was sustained as the Head Coach for another year. A motion to table elections for captains, assistant coaches and selectors was passed, so we moved on.

 

President: Ryan “Yorkie” Findley was acclaimed (well, okay, tolerated) and remains president.

 

Kelly “Weanie Boy” Watkins asked if anyone wanted his position, nobody stood up, so he remains our Vice-President. For the record, he has no connection to Halliburton.

 

Jesse “Verbal” Torgerson stepped down as treasurer and “Jungle” Jim Joseph took his place.

 

I stood down as secretary, and, via Elvis’ speaker cell phone link, Mike “Princess” Clark accepted the position of secretary. He attempted to make a garbled speech, which was hard to hear. It sounded like, “Aakkkk Enterprise this is gaakkkk Kobayashi Maru in sector aakkkkkk losing life support gaakkkk…”

 

Chris “Kermit” Cahill is still the match-secretary.

 

Yorkie announced a new position of Club Development Officer, which has among its duties promotion of the club, activities that will lead the club into a better position in regards to numbers and heavy drinking. Elvis accepted that challenge.

 

Yorkie announced an entity to be known as the Council Of Elders and I think Steve McNair was made the Head Chief of that, despite the fact that Jim Borell was running around displaying his AARP card for all to see. I certainly hope I don’t have to look at McNair wearing a loincloth and an Indian feathered headdress.

 

I guess we forgot to do the Superlatives. Coddy announced some classifications, but they never made their way onto the floor for voting.

 

We closed the meeting at 8:52 PM. When I got home my wife took one sniff at me and asked, “Geez, who was smoking the cigar?” (T’was Watkins.)

 

Respectfully submitted,

 

Wes “Brigham” Clark

Outgoing WSRFC Secretary

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